An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offres to buy the wife her own meal.
"It's all right," says the husband.
"We share everything."
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. "i really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he assures him. "We share everything."
Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "why aren't you eating?"
The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"
A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "give me a scotch and ... Coke."
"Why the long pause?" asks the bartender.
"I don't know," says the bear. "i've always had them."